So besides the fact that some discombobulated 87 year old man drove his car into the store where I work, life hasn’t been too exciting.
Actually, it has reached such a monotony that it’s pretty safe to assume all I will talk about in this entry are the ever-present circumstances that bother me anyway. Use your imagination to insert all that crap between here and the next paragraph.
Although something funny happened just now. I heard my dad slide his chair back at the dinner table and quickly head into the basement, and then Joey followed suit, yelling “Daddy, no!”. Looks like Joey is about to have his paused FIFA game ruined. Haha. Haha.
Might as well share something amazing I did a while back in an effort to nostalgically brighten my mood. I was eating chips and salsa, which is something I do frequently, because I love chips and salsa, and for some reason I guess I forgot to close my mouth or whatever, because the chip fell right back out onto my leg. Please tell me that’s happened to you. Anyway, I picked up the chip and I laughed at how hilarious that would have been if someone saw it happen, and while I was laughing I dropped the chip AGAIN (I know) onto the floor. So I proceeded to snicker at myself and leaned over off the chair all awkward to pick it up again (but not to eat) and somehow I misjudged my distancewithout any excuse, I STEPPED ON THE CHIP, crushing it to pieces. Like a fucking dinosaur. It was so discouraging. I reported this incident to Joey as soon as I could compose myself and he just called me retarded.
Other than that, I haven’t drawn anything, and I’m halfway or so through another writing that I will inevitably scrap, all because I can’t find a good synonym for the word “circus.”