“Leave your body at the door.”

onlyhuman25or28: so rosie
onlyhuman25or28: today i decided that since they have the same thing on certain days every week i would name the days for the chow hall

UsefulPockets: and what did you come up with?

onlyhuman25or28: well mondays im always too lazy to go to the chow hall so i have no clue wut they serve

UsefulPockets: hahahaha

onlyhuman25or28: tuesdays they have tacos and shit so its taco tuesday

UsefulPockets: i don’t suppose you listen to the aquabats, do you?

onlyhuman25or28: wendsday they have hot dawgs and sausages so i call it weener wendsday
onlyhuman25or28: nope but ive heard of them

UsefulPockets: okay nevermind
UsefulPockets: it was already ruined with having hot dogs on wednesday
UsefulPockets: i did a similar naming thing with my broad sword drills
UsefulPockets: since they were numbered and i had a hard time remembering them
UsefulPockets: first one is “dead body hop,” then “oscillating fan kick,” “silly charge,” “cat stomp,” “painful diving roll,” “the semi-circle that everyone hates,” and “marshmallow stabbing with butterflies to tornado kick.”

onlyhuman25or28: now thats just weird

UsefulPockets: well if you saw them it would totally make sense

onlyhuman25or28: ohh???

UsefulPockets: first one you cut twice, chamber the sword, and then do a 360 high enough so that if there was a dead body there, you’d be jumping over it
UsefulPockets: second one is where you kick and cut at the same time while moving forward and it reminds me of a spinning fan
UsefulPockets: the silly charge is….a silly charge. you point the sword out in front and then shuffle forward and then make a stabbing motion.
UsefulPockets: cat stomp is where you’re in a cat stance and flick the sword downwards to block while shuffling forward (still in a cat stance) and you stomp your back foot down as you move forward
UsefulPockets: painful diving roll is a painful diving roll

onlyhuman25or28: id like to stomp a cat

UsefulPockets: …….