Archive for January 11th, 2009

Let’s hear it for three hours of sleep.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

I probably just should have stayed up. I was doing inventory today, which requires less attention than the necktie job if you ask me. Looking at neckties for five hours will mess your stuff up. I saw one last night that was so fixating, if I had been on a date, I’d probably pay more attention to the necktie than the guy wearing it. They should print those optical patterns on neckties, where if you blur your eyes a certain way, an image will pop out. It’s only a matter of time before I’m on a terrible blind date and I’m sitting there wishing I had something else to do.

I’ll tell you who probably had less sleep, though. Freaking, Joey. He went to a Danny soiree last night, and the memories will most certainly be treasured.

…..Man. That faux poncho (anyone else think “Faux Poncho” would be a cool name for a band?) has seen so much. It was my Halloween costume one year, because spending more than ten dollars on a trick-or-treat costume was something this family just didn’t do.

So yeah, three hours of sleep. I decided I should take it easy for the rest of the day. Berated myself a little less. Painted my nails. My ORLY colors were getting a bit dusty so I busted those out. I guess some time last year, China Glaze had a color swatch promotion where one of the lacquers was actually called “LOL”. Part of me is compelled to invest in that. I often LOL, and I often look alright in dark purple. I never enjoyed having yellow undertones in my skin until owned that purple, stripey shirt. Purple and yellow are compliments. It makes me look alive. And also kind of like the Cheshire Cat.

(I played with Pantone swatch books as a kid, and I dressed like this. The color wheel was my only friend.)

TAKO SUSHI

Sunday, January 11, 2009

What I was able to accomplish within the last 24 hours:

takosushi

I helped Joey shovel the driveway when I woke up this morning. I also made it to the gym. The roads were so bad, though. I probably could have crawled and gotten there faster. I had work today, but business sucked because of the roads, so I got to come home early.

The above paragraph reminds me of how I delivered nearly every short-answer question I encountered in school, ever. Suppose a person gets out of something what they put in, and I put in half of an ass. I got half back, so I can walk away with a complete ass, you know what I mean? God, I’m tired.

Coming up this month (on the 24th to be exact) will be the ONE YEAR anniversary of when I made my WordPress. How exciting. I’ll bet today is the one year anniversary of me sitting around wishing I had a hobby or something.

I need to be up at 5 a.m.. Meh.