…I was eating pierogi.

Cody: how was the gym?

Me: gym was all well and good but as soon as i got home i laid on the couch for FIVE MINUTES and did something to hurt my neck

Cody: wow
Cody: so you go the dangerous gym
Cody: and get hurt on the safety of your couch

Me: fsck my life, right?

Cody: indeed
Cody: you get my text last night? sorry it was so late

Me: oh shit, i never get texts ever because my phone stays in my purse. i should probably check and make sure no one else has been like “dude [so and so] just died.”

Cody: lol
Cody: yeah that was the trend for a while
Cody: i was scared to look at my phone

Me: ……i did just get a forward from evan that “in five minutes it will be 04:05:06 07/08/09 this will never happen again in our lives pass it on”

If you’re curious as to what I’m doing NOW, I’m struggling to get the little thread that attaches the ticket to the fabric off of these underpants I just bought. Totally just stabbed myself in the finger with tweezers. This is ridiculous.

Tags: IM bits, Michael Jackson, pierogi, Text Messages, underwear