Guinness + bubbles + straw hats + red + coconut wind chimes = Me, evidently.

I really should invest in a digital camera. I hate that the primary way for me to experience nostalgia is for my friends to upload photographs on Facebook. My twentieth birthday was particularly special to me, and I’m glad Lana uploaded some pictures (at least long enough for me to save them). Otherwise, it’s kind of like it never even happened. Here are two that she took, followed by a comment that Cody left:

I know mom took a few pictures, but for someone who insisted on owning a pricey digital SLR, and goes on about how creative she is, she sure doesn’t do anything with the pictures she takes. Kind of makes me think she just likes pushing buttons…

While I’m sharing screencaps, take a look at something I found in my spam folder:

If you’re not getting why this spam is hilarious, then…pat yourself on the back.

Class has started.

I’m going to ace Japanese for sure. It’s like that time I took beginner’s ice skating, only a little worse because now I am surrounded by Japanophiles on all four sides.

My math teacher is a grad student, and he seems like he’d make a better genius than a teacher. You know. He’s only doing this to get his Phd. My theory is that he’s nervous to be teaching a class, and after a week or two his awkwardness won’t suck the air out of the classroom. But I could be wrong.

Joey seems to be adjusting to campus just fine (considering his casts). Those are supposed to come off on the 11th.