Oh. It’s November.

By Rose

And I’m full of contempt.

My thoughts on family:

-Joey is a freaking douche.
-As long as he wants to smoke pot and jack off all day with certain boys all the time, I want nothing to do with him.

My thoughts on school:

-The head of the Japanese department would do well to realize that she only has a Japanese surname because she married a Japanese man. She’s actually Australian, and having a superiority complex won’t make her younger, or prettier.

-I’m convinced that no matter which Japanese class I am in, it will be majorly filled with people who love anime, even if they tell me they don’t “really” watch anime.

-If Sweden mass produced cartoons and had a subculture that enjoyed wearing costumes for no reason, I think these people would want to speak Swedish instead.

My thoughts on those last few thoughts:

-It’s okay to like cartoons, as long as you can do productive things, too. Having a job, for instance.
-It’s NOT okay, however, to spend all the money you make on toys.
-Watching cartoons, dressing like a porcelain doll, and having tea parties is something five-year-olds can do.
-I wonder, in strict societies like Japan, if having such a strenuous childhood can cause you to act childish when you’re older in order to compensate for lost playtime.
-Michael Jackson?
-If you’re going to end up like Michael Jackson, at least be able to sing and dance like a badass.
-Fsck this, I’m taking Portuguese next semester. Or something.

My thoughts on work:

-Macy’s is still cold and lonely.
-Monday, I’m starting bar tending classes (apparently “bartending” isn’t a word).
-Friends on Facebook gave more feedback when “I’m going bartending (…thwart you, spell check) school” appeared in my status, than they did on my birthday.
-Apparently Facebook is less about staying in touch than it is about knowing when and where there might be alcohol.

Happy November, everyone.

One Response to “Oh. It’s November.”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Rose… You do understand that Naruto is so totally superior to One Piece, right? So totally superior. I don’t watch much anime, but K-ON seems to be a pretty fun show! ASOBI NO PANTSU GA SUKI DESU! MOE!!!!! Seriously the one thing I hate about people who are in the class, or watch anime, or play games in dark basements; is how terrible at life they are outside of those simple things. To them, it’s about ‘How much better it must be over there’, and ‘how girls will finally want me because I’m foreign!’, or ‘my life here is meaningless, Japan is where I belong!’. Nope. No, sorry, it’s just like here- you’re still freaks there, just like at home. It’s just another country, albeit a different one from ours, and these kids will never get that until they’re there and understand that Tokyo Tower does not explode just to reconstruct itself every day, and girls don’t trip in slow motion so you can see up their skirts. Nor do the women fall for men who protect them from tentacled motorcycle-riding business men. Asian girls, they want Asian men… or black guys (THEY VERY BIG VEIN PENIS). Smashing my head through glass doorways sounds more fun than spending another second near these socially inept scums of the earth, but whatever, it’s their lives, who are we to judge? Oh wait, that’s right, I’m better than them, I have the right. Controversy ensued. I’m still going to the class though, because it’s the language I like.

    Facebook is pointless, I don’t know why I get on it to be honest. Just makes me feel like I need to be out there ruining my life to be appreciated by the general masses. Thing is, I have enough friends to tide me over, ones who don’t care what it is I do.

    If you point out my obvious obsession with Pokemon and anime alike, you must also point out my obsessions with videogames, music of all kinds, literature, toys, animals, nature, television in general, and film. I’m far too obsessed with too many things to be labeled anything other than a ‘mainstream-faggot’.

    I go to school, I have a job, I have a car.

    …Pinasu.

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